Category: FUNNY SMS ENGLISH

If You Fall I Will Pick You Up

We Are Best Friends..
Always Remember That
If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up,
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After
I Finish Laughing!!

Best Day To Get Divorce From Wife

U Know… Which Is The Best Day
To Get Divorce From Ur Wife?
1St April, U Know Why?
If Ur Wife Accept Then It’s Your Luck,
Otherise Just Tell Her
Happy April Fools Day!!

Best Day To Propose A Girl

A: Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl?
B: April 1..
A: Why?
B:If She Accept It’s Your Luck. Otherwise Just Say, April Fool!

I Can’t Live Without You

“Life Without you Is Impossible,
You Are In My Breath, In My Blood,
I Can’t Stay For A Second Without You,
If You Are Not There I Am Dead…
Hello, I Am Talking About OXIGEN!”

Free Lunch Dinner & Stay

Breaking News…
Free Breakfast,
Free Lunch,
Free Dinner,
Free Stay,
And Free Pick Up,
Don’t Miss Chance,
Just Dial 100 N Say,
I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MUMBAI BLAST…!

A Successful Man Vs Successful Woman

“A Successful Man Is One Who Makes
More Money Than His Wife Can Spend…
A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find
Such A Man…”

Girls Express Their Feelings With

Girls Express Their Feelings With
Lot Of Tears,
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And Boys Express Their Feelings
With Bottles Of Beers…

Height of Laziness

Height of Laziness:
Thief 1 : Let’s Count The
Money That We Have Robbed
Today At The Bank.
Thief 2 : Dude I’m So Tired..
Will See In The News..!

Phurrrr SMS

Boy: I Love U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Wil Die 4 U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Can’t Liv Without U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Want U To Give A Diamond Ring
Girl: Really?
Boy: Phurrrrr

Once God Asked One Person Whats Ur Wish?

Once God Asked One Person “Whats Ur Wish?”
Person Said “Plz Give Me My Collage Days Back”
God Laughed N Said, “MANNAT Maangne Ko Kaha Tha… JANNAT Nahi…!

2 Womens SMS

Woman 1: How Does Your Husband Come on Time?
Woman 2: I Have Made a Simple Rule:
Romance Will Start Sharp at 9…
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With You Or Without You!

Girls Makeup Funny SMS

GIRLS Put MakeUp,
Lots Of Cream,
Expensive Perfumes,
And They Make The Best Hairstyle EVER…
Finally Guys Look At Them N Say:
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Wow…
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Nice Figure!

2 Ladies SMS

2 Ladies Fighting For A Seat In Bus…
Conductor : Who Is More Aged Should Sit Here…
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Both Looked At Each Other & The Seat Remained Empty..!

Sardar & Docter SMS

Sardar : All Over My Body
Wherever I Press with My Finger,
I Have A Pain.
DOCTOR Suggested Whole Body Scan.
RESULT of Scan: Fractured Finger…