Category Archive: FUNNY SMS ENGLISH

Best Day To Propose A Girl

A: Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl?
B: April 1..
A: Why?
B:If She Accept It’s Your Luck. Otherwise Just Say, April Fool!

I Can’t Live Without You

“Life Without you Is Impossible,
You Are In My Breath, In My Blood,
I Can’t Stay For A Second Without You,
If You Are Not There I Am Dead…
Hello, I Am Talking About OXIGEN!”

Free Lunch Dinner & Stay

Breaking News…
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Free Lunch,
Free Dinner,
Free Stay,
And Free Pick Up,
Don’t Miss Chance,
Just Dial 100 N Say,
I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MUMBAI BLAST…!

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