Category: FUNNY SMS ENGLISH

If You Fall I Will Pick You Up

If You Fall I Will Pick You Up FUNNY SMS ENGLISH Image

We Are Best Friends..
Always Remember That
If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up,
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After
I Finish Laughing!!

Best Day To Get Divorce From Wife

U Know… Which Is The Best Day
To Get Divorce From Ur Wife?
1St April, U Know Why?
If Ur Wife Accept Then It’s Your Luck,
Otherise Just Tell Her
Happy April Fools Day!!

I Can’t Live Without You

“Life Without you Is Impossible,
You Are In My Breath, In My Blood,
I Can’t Stay For A Second Without You,
If You Are Not There I Am Dead…
Hello, I Am Talking About OXIGEN!”

Free Lunch Dinner & Stay

Breaking News…
Free Breakfast,
Free Lunch,
Free Dinner,
Free Stay,
And Free Pick Up,
Don’t Miss Chance,
Just Dial 100 N Say,
I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MUMBAI BLAST…!

A Successful Man Vs Successful Woman

A Successful Man Vs Successful Woman FUNNY SMS ENGLISH Image

“A Successful Man Is One Who Makes
More Money Than His Wife Can Spend…
A Successful Woman Is One Who Can Find
Such A Man…”