Category: FUNNY SMS HINDI

Docterji Koi Upay Batao

Patni: Doctor Sahab..
Mere Pati Ko Raat Me Badbadane Ki Aadat Hai,
Koi Upay Bataye?
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Doctor: Aap Unhe Din Me
Bolne Ka Mauka Diya Kare…

Patni Patni Talak Joke

Patni Ne Gusse Me Pati Se Kaha:
Main Tang Aa Gayi Hun Roj Ki Kich-Kich Se..
Mujhe Talak Chahiye!
Pati: Ye Lo Chocolate Khao..
Patni (Romantic Hote Huye):
Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
Pati: Nahi Re Pagali, Maa Kahti Hai,
Achha Kam Karne Se Pahle
Meetha Khana Chahiye…

Pappu Aur Papa Joke

Pappu: Papa Bullet Dila Do,
Baap: Padosan Ki Ladki Ko
Dekh Bas Se Jati Hai..
Pappu: Yahi To Dekha Nahi Jata…!

2 Friends After Fail in Exam Joke

2 Dost 12th Ki Exam Me 3 Baar Fail Huye,
Friend 1: Jaane De Yaar..
Chal Abhi Suicide Karte Hai,
Friend 2: Pagal Ho Gaya Hai Kya? f
Next Janam Main KG Se Chalu Karna Padega…!

Paan Wala Puchkar Chuna Lagata Hai

Is Matlabi Duniya Me,
Ek Paan Wala Hi Hai,
Jo Puch Kar Chuna Lagta Hai…!