Category: HUSBAND-WIFE SMS HINDI

Pati Patni Pyaar Me Bahas

Pati : (Apni Patni Se):
Priye, Main Tumhe Bahut Pyar Karta Hu..
Patni: To Kya Main Aapko Nahi Karti?
Main To Tumhare Liye,
Sari Duniya Se Lad Sakti Hu..
Pati : Lekin Tum To Din Raat
Mujhse Hi Ladti Rahti Ho?
Patni : Tumhi To Meri Duniya Ho..!!

Kaash Tum Akhbar Hoti

Patni : Kaash Mai Akhbar Hoti,
Kam Se Kam Roj Tum
Mujhe Apne Hatho Me To Lete…
Pati- Meri Bhi Ichha Thi Ki Tum
Akhbar Hoti, Kam Se Kam
Roj Nayi To Milti!

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Pati Patni Ke Bich Ladayi Ho Gayi

Pati Patni Ke Bich Ladayi Ho Gayi !
Patni : Aakhir Main Kya Kya Sambhalu, Tumhe Sambhalu,
Tumhare Bachhe Sambhalu, Tumhare Mata Pita Ko Sambhalu,
Ya Tumhara Ghar Sambhalu !
Pati Gusse Se : Tum Sirf Apni Juban Sambhalo,
Baki Sab To Apne Aap Sambhal Jayenge…!

Pati Patni Mirchi Joke

Patni: Sunte Ho Ji, Ye Mirchi
Kis Mausam Me Lagti Hai?
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Pati: Koi Khaas Mausam Nahi Hai,
Jab Sach Baat Bolo Tabhi Lag Jati Hai…!

Biwi Boli Koi Sone Ki Cheej Do

Muh-Dikhayi Par Pati Ne,
Biwi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Bhet Kiya..
Biwi Ruth Kar Boli : “Ye Nahi Koi Sone Ki Cheej Do”
Pati : “Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja…”

1 Saal Baad Wife Husband

Wife Shaadi Me Phero Ke Vakt,
Suno Ji, Aaj Se Aap Aapke Bina Main Nahi,
Aur Mere Bina Aap Nahi..
1 Saal Baad: Ruk Ja Kamine Ya To Aaj Tu Nahi Ya Main Nahi…

Wife: Aap Mujhe “Rani” Kyon Bolte Ho?

Wife: Aap Mujhe “Rani” Kyon Bolte Ho?
Husband: Kyonki “Naukrani” Thoda Lamba Shabd Ho Jata Hai…
Wife Gusse Se: Tumhe Pata Hai Ki Mai Tumhe “Jaan” Kyon Bolti Hu?
Husband: Nahi.. Batao To Jara…
Wife: “Janvar” Thoda Lamba Shabd Ho Jata Hai Isliye Sirf “Jaan” Bol Deti Hoon…

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Bechara Pati

Pati Galat Karta Hai, Patni Ghussa Hoti Hai,
Pati Kehta Hai “Sorry”
Patni Galat Karti Hai, Pati Ghussa Hota Hai,
Patni Rone Lagati Hai,
Pati Kehta Hai “Sorry”
Bechara Pati…

Pati Patni Mandir Joke

Pati Patni Mandir Me Puja Karne Gaye,
Pati: Tumne Kya Manga?
Patni: Ki Aap Aur Mai Saat Janam Tak Sath Rahe
Aur Tumne Kya Manga?
Pati: Bhagwan Kare Ye Mera Saatva Janam Ho…

Husband Wife Kaamwali Joke

Ek Baar Husband Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Thi,
Husband: Kaamwali Shanti Ko Bulao,
Wife: Kyu?
Husband: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ki Dawa Khakar Shanti Ke Sath So Jana…

Pati Patni Joke Hindi

Pati Roj Kitchen Me Jata Aur Chini Ka Dibba Kholkar Dekhta,
Aur Phir Band Karke Rakh Deta,
Patni: Roj Roj Ye Kya Karte Ho?
Pati: Chup Kar, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai,
Roj Apni Shugar Chek Karte Raho…

Pati Patni Joke In Hindi

Pati: Mujhe Lagta Hai Hame Ghar Ka Kam Karne Ke Liye
Naukrani Rakh Leni Chahiye,
Patni: Nahi,
Pati: Kyu?
Patni: Kyuki Mai Aapko Achhi Tarah Se Janti Hu,
Pahle Mai Bhi To Naukrani Hi Thi…

Sardar Train Me Susu Karne Gaya

Sardar Train Me Susu Karne Gaya,
Wife: Aapka Pant Gila Kaise Hua?
Sardar: Waha Likha Tha- Sharir Ka Koi Ang Baahar Na Nikale…

Santa: Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gya To Mai Pagal Ho Jaunga

Santa: Agar Tumhe Kuch Ho Gya To Mai Pagal Ho Jaunga,
Jeeto: Dusri Shadi To Nahi Kroge?
Santa: Pagal Ka Kya Hai, Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai…

Husband Wife Pepsi Joke

Wife Boli: Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI Ki Bottal Ki Tarah Tha,
Husband Bola: Vo To Ab Bhi Hai Bus, Pehle Bottal 300ML Ki Thi Ab 2 Litre Ki Hai…