Category: HUSBAND-WIFE SMS HINDI

Pati Patni Pyaar Me Bahas

Pati : (Apni Patni Se):
Priye, Main Tumhe Bahut Pyar Karta Hu..
Patni: To Kya Main Aapko Nahi Karti?
Main To Tumhare Liye,
Sari Duniya Se Lad Sakti Hu..
Pati : Lekin Tum To Din Raat
Mujhse Hi Ladti Rahti Ho?
Patni : Tumhi To Meri Duniya Ho..!!

Kaash Tum Akhbar Hoti

Patni : Kaash Mai Akhbar Hoti,
Kam Se Kam Roj Tum
Mujhe Apne Hatho Me To Lete…
Pati- Meri Bhi Ichha Thi Ki Tum
Akhbar Hoti, Kam Se Kam
Roj Nayi To Milti!

Pati Patni Ke Bich Ladayi Ho Gayi

Pati Patni Ke Bich Ladayi Ho Gayi !
Patni : Aakhir Main Kya Kya Sambhalu, Tumhe Sambhalu,
Tumhare Bachhe Sambhalu, Tumhare Mata Pita Ko Sambhalu,
Ya Tumhara Ghar Sambhalu !
Pati Gusse Se : Tum Sirf Apni Juban Sambhalo,
Baki Sab To Apne Aap Sambhal Jayenge…!

Pati Patni Mirchi Joke

Pati Patni Mirchi Joke HUSBAND-WIFE SMS HINDI Image

Patni: Sunte Ho Ji, Ye Mirchi
Kis Mausam Me Lagti Hai?
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Pati: Koi Khaas Mausam Nahi Hai,
Jab Sach Baat Bolo Tabhi Lag Jati Hai…!

Biwi Boli Koi Sone Ki Cheej Do

Biwi Boli Koi Sone Ki Cheej Do HUSBAND-WIFE SMS HINDI Image

Muh-Dikhayi Par Pati Ne,
Biwi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Bhet Kiya..
Biwi Ruth Kar Boli : “Ye Nahi Koi Sone Ki Cheej Do”
Pati : “Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja…”