Category Archive: SANTA BANTA JOKES HINDI

China Ka Maal Kaha Chalta Hai

Santa: Are, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Tut Gaye?
Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Vah Pados Me Jo Chinese Rahta Hai Uski Biwi Mar Gayi..
Pichle Saal Hi Unki Shaadi Huyi Thi!
Santa: To?
Banta: To Kya, Vah Ro Raha Tha To Maine Kaha,
Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho. Biwi Ek Saal To Rahi,
Varna China Ka Maal Itna Kaha Chalta Hai…

Santa Banta Maths Joke

Santa: Yaar Ham Hindi Bolte Hai,
English Bolte Hai,
But Maths Kyun Nahi?

Banta: Jyada 3-5 Mat Kar
Aur 9-2-11 Ho Ja,
Varna 4-5 Dhar Dunga,
36 Ke 6 Reh Jayenge Samjha…!!

Santa Ki Mithai Ki Dukan

Friend To Santa :
Yaar Tumhari Dukan Mithai Ki Hai
To Kya Tumhara Dil Nahi Karta,
Mithai Khane Ko?
Santa : Yaar Karta To Bahot Hai
But Papa Rasgulle Gin Ke Jate Hai,
To….. Isliye,
Chus Kar Rakh Deta Hu…

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