Category: SANTA BANTA JOKES HINDI

China Ka Maal Kaha Chalta Hai

Santa: Are, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Tut Gaye?
Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Vah Pados Me Jo Chinese Rahta Hai Uski Biwi Mar Gayi..
Pichle Saal Hi Unki Shaadi Huyi Thi!
Santa: To?
Banta: To Kya, Vah Ro Raha Tha To Maine Kaha,
Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho. Biwi Ek Saal To Rahi,
Varna China Ka Maal Itna Kaha Chalta Hai…

Santa Banta Maths Joke

Santa: Yaar Ham Hindi Bolte Hai,
English Bolte Hai,
But Maths Kyun Nahi?

Banta: Jyada 3-5 Mat Kar
Aur 9-2-11 Ho Ja,
Varna 4-5 Dhar Dunga,
36 Ke 6 Reh Jayenge Samjha…!!

Santa Ki Mithai Ki Dukan

Friend To Santa :
Yaar Tumhari Dukan Mithai Ki Hai
To Kya Tumhara Dil Nahi Karta,
Mithai Khane Ko?
Santa : Yaar Karta To Bahot Hai
But Papa Rasgulle Gin Ke Jate Hai,
To….. Isliye,
Chus Kar Rakh Deta Hu…

Santa Bar Me Ro Raha Tha

Santa Bar Me Ro Raha Tha.
Banta: Kyo Ro Rahe Ho?
Santa: Aur Kya Karu?
Jis Ladki Ko Bhulana Chahta Hun,
Uska Naam Hi Yaad Nahi Aata…

Banta Ne Santa Ko Ullu Banaya Joke

Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha,
“Doobte Ko Bachane Wale Ko 500 Rupayo Ka Inam”
Santa: Mai Jump Lagata Hu Tum Mujhe Bachana…
Is Tarha 500 Rupaye Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Karenge.
Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha
To Santa Ne Chilla Ke Kaha:
“Muje Tairna Nahi Aata Tum Mujhe Bachate Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha Kya,
Neeche Likha Tha…
“Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam”

Santa With Salesman SMS

Santa – Shirt Ke Liye Ek Accha Kapda Dikhaiye
Sales Man – Plain Me Dikhau?
Santa – Nahi Helicopter Me Dikha..
Saale Bandar Ki Aulad…
Yahi Pe Dikha!!

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi

Santa Ko Beta Hua,
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye,
Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo Mar Jayega,
Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gaya…

Santa Biwi Joke

Santa Ke 9 Beto Me 1 Alag Dikta Tha,
Santa Ne Marte Vakt Biwi Se Pucha,
Ab To Sach Bata Ye Alag Dikhane Wala Kiska Hai?
Biwi: Ye 1 Hi To Aapka Hai…