Category Archive: MARATHI SMS

Jagtik Aarogya Dinachya Hardik Shubhechha

Telat Tallele Samose Khane Lokanna Aavadate…
Ashuddha Panyane Bharleli Panipuri Khatat…
Footpath Var Dhul Udaleli Phavbhaji Khatat…
Kok Aani Pepsiche Vish Paise Kharch Karun Potat Utravtat…
Cigarette Phunktat, Tabakhu Aani Mawa Khaun,
Pichkari Martat…
Pan Doctorani Aushadhe Lihun Dili Ki Vichartat,
Saheb Kahi Side Effect Tar Nahi Na?

Jagtik Aarogya Dinachya Hardik Shubhechha!

Eka Anolkhi Mulacha Phone

Mulila Eka Anolkhi Mulacha Phone Yeto..
Mulga : Tula Boyfriend Aahe Ka?
Mulgi : Ho Pan Aapan Kon Boltay?
Mulga : Mi Tujha Bhau Boltoy. Tu Ghari Ye Mag Sangto..
Thodya Velane Parat Mulila Phone Yeto,
Mulga : Tula Boyfriend Aahe Ka?
Mulgi : Nahi Pan Aapan Kon Boltay?
Mulga : Mi Tujha Boyfriend Bolto Aahe,
Aaj Tu Majhe Hruday Todale Aahe..
Mulgi : Nahi Re Majhya Sonya,
Kahi Velapurvi Bhavacha Phone Aala Hota,
Mhanun Ashi Bolale…
Mulga : Aatahi Tujhach Bhau Bolto Aahe,
Aata Tar Tu Melich. Ye Ghari Tu..

Mulga Mulgi I Love You Joke

Mulga : I LOVE YOU!
Mulgi : Nahi Mi Dusryavar Prem Karte,
Mulga Full Naraj Hoto..
Aani Achanak Kahi Velane Jorat Palu Lagto..
Mulgi Vicharte Kay Jhal Re???
Mulga : Tham Tujhya Aaila Jaun Sangto…
Mulgi : Ikade Ye Kutrya… I LOVE YOU TOO…

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