Category: FUNNY SMS MARATHI

Tumhala Je Vatel Te Kara

Jagala Kaay Awadte Te Karu Naka,
Tumhala Je Vatate Te Kara,
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Aani Maar Kha…!

Sasu Sunechi Patrika Julali Pahije

Patrika Mulachi Aani Mulichi Navhe,
Tar…
Sasu Aani Sunechi Julali Pahije,
Sansar Sukhachach Hoyil…!
Mulga Kontyahi Paristhitit Julvun Gheto..
Bichhara…!

Bandya Facebook Joke

Mulgi Facebook Var Status Takte..
“Hello Friends, Mi Mavshi Jhale”
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Bandyane Khali Comments Takli…
Kontya Hospital La?
Kiti Pagar Aahe…?

Parmeshwar Sarvanna Online Thevo

Khushali Vicharycha Kaal Gela Aata,
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Manus Online Disla Ki Samjayche
Sarv Kahi Thik Aahe..
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Parmeshwar Sarvanna Online Thevo…!!

Aai Mhanali Tilach Sun Banav Ji

Aaine Sangitale Ki,
Bala Tula Aavdel
Tila Nako,
Jila Tu Aavdtos,
Tilach Sun Banvun Aan…!

Navra Bayko After Bhutachi Malika

Ratri Bhutachi Malika Baghun
Jhaalyavarcha Sanvad:
Bayko: Aaho, Majhyakade Tond Karun Jhopa,
Mala Bhiti Vatatey..
Navra: Ha, Mhanje Mi Bhivun Marto…

Hotspot Marathi Joke

Mi: Hey Dad Wassup??
Pappa: Marathit Bolayala Laaj Vatate Ka Re?
Mi: Ok Thik Aahe..
Mala Jara Garam Kendra Bindu Deta Ka?
Pappa: He Kaay Asate Aata?
Mi: Hotspot Ho Pappa..
Pappani Spot Hot Hoiparyant Dhutla…

Baykone Navryala Khup Dhutale

Bayko Aakashat Chandni Baghun Mhante,
Ashi Konti Vastu Aahe
Ji Tumhi Roj Baghu Shakta,
Pan Aanu Shakat Nahi..
Navra: Shejarin!
Lay Marla Gharat Nevun…

Lagn Jhalelyansathi Ek Prashna

Lagn Jhalelyansathi Ek Prashna:
Uttar Phakt ‘Ho’ Kinva ‘Nahi’ Madhe Dyave,
Aata Tumchya Baykone Tumhala Marne Band Kele Aahe Ka???

Ka Tila Saundaryacha Evdha Garv Ahe

Kaay Mahit Tila Swatachya
Saundaryacha Evdha Ka Garv Aahe,
Bahutek Tiche Aadhar Card Ajun Aalele Nasel…

WIFE cha Swabhav Badalta Yet Nahi

Sampurn LIFE Badalvinyasathi
Ek WIFE Paryapt Aahe..
Pan Eka WIFE La Badalvinyache
Aslyas Sampurn LIFE
Suddha Apurn Aahe…

Sasu Suneche Bhandan

Shevti Sasar Konache?
Sakali Sakali Aamchya Shejarchya Kaku Tichya Sunela Jhapat Hoti..
Kaku Sunbaila Ragat Bolali:
Tu Tujhe Tond Band Kar, He Kahi Tujhe Maher Nahi, Sasar Aahe. Ithe Tujhe Nahi Majhach Chalel..
Sunbai Premane Bolali: Aai! Maher Tar He Tumchahi Nahi..
Tumchahi Sasarch Aahe Ki,
Mag Tumchach Kas Chalel..?

Navra Bayko Kanda Joke

Bayko :- Aho Mi Ek Rupyache 3 Kande Aanle,
Navra:- Kase kaay ?
Bayko :- Ek Mi Vikat Ghetla Aani Dusra Palvun Aanla..
Navra :- Mag Tisra ???
Bayko :- Tisra Tyane Mala Phekun Marla…!

Paper Sutlya Nanrchya Pratikriya

Paper Sutlya Nanrchya Pratikriya:
Dahavi A :- Sagale Prashn Soppe Hote..
Dahavi B :- Kahi Prashna Sope Hote..
Dahavi C :- Bara Hota Paper..
Dahavi D :- Madam Kaay Disat Hoti…!!

Mulala Sandasat Ghalun Marla

Vadil : Itka Maar Khatos Roj,
Tula Raag Yet Nahi Ka Re Majha..?
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Mulga : Yeto Na…!
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Vadil : Mag Kay Kartos Tu Raag Aalyavar..?
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Mulga: Mi Sandas Ghasto…!
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Vadil : Sandas Ghasun Raag Kasa Kay Shant Hoto…?
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Mi Sandas Tumchya Toothbrush Ne Ghasto…!
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Mulala Sandasat Ghalun Marla…