Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost Ke Pass Jana

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Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost Ke Pass Jana,
Agar Vo So Raha Ho To Shor Mat Machana,
Jab Vo Jage To Dhire Se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir Kehna “KANJUS” SMS Karo…

Dekha Hai Hamne Bhi Aazma Kar

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Dekha Hai Hamne Bhi Aazma Kar,
De Jaate Hai Dhokha Log Kareeb Aa Kar,
Kehati Hai Duniya Magar Dil Nahi Maanta,
Kya Aap Bhi Bhool Jaaoge Hame Apna Bana Kar?

Sardar & Chudail Joke

Sardar & Chudail Joke Image

A Sardar Passing Through A Jungle…
A Chudail Stops Him & Says:
HOO HOO HA HA, Main Chudail Hoon…
Sardar: Janta Hoon Teri Ek Behan
Mere Ghar Main Bhi Hai…