Bus Conductor & Mahila Joke

Bus Conductor & Mahila Joke Image

Bus Me Conductor: Madam In Baccho Ki Umar Kitni Hai?
Mahila: Chota 2 Saal,
Bichka 2.5 Saal Aur Bada 3 Saal Ka,
Bus Conductor: Madam Ticket Nahi Lena Ho
To Umar Bhale Hi Kam Batao,
Par Gap To Kam Se Kam 9 Mahine Ka Rakho…
Mahila: Bich Ka Baccha Mere Devrani Ka Hai Kalmuhe…!