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Sarkari Daftar Funny Joke

Ek Sarkari Daftar Ke
Board Par Likha Tha,
Krupaya Shor Na Kare..
Kisi Ne Uske Niche
Likh Diya,
“Varna Ham Jaag Jayenge…”

Sagar Ne Nadi Se Pucha Ki

Ek Din Sagar Ne
Nadi Se Pucha Ki,
Kab Tak Milti Rahogi,
Mujh Khare Pani Se!
Nadi Ne Hanskar Kaha,
Jab Tak Tujhme
Mithaas Na Aa Jaye!

Kha Lo Ji Bhar Ke

Arj Hai: Roj Roj Vajan
Napkar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sabne Marna Hai,
Char Din Ki Hai Jindagi,
Kha Lo Ji Bhar Ke,
Agla Janm Phir 3 Kilo Se
Shuru Karna Hai…!

Pati Patni Khana Joke

Pati: Ye Kaisa Khana Banaya Tumne,
Bilkul Gobar Jaisa..?
Patni: He Bhagwaan,
Is Aadmi Ne Har Cheej Chakh Rakhhi Hai…!

Sardarji Aur Makkhi Joke

Customer: Sardar Ji
Lassi Me Makhi Hai,
Sardar: O Dil Bada Rakh,
Ye Nanhi Si Jaan Teri Kitni
Lassi Pi Jayegi…!

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