Category: FUNNY SMS HINDI

Sarkari Daftar Funny Joke

Ek Sarkari Daftar Ke
Board Par Likha Tha,
Krupaya Shor Na Kare..
Kisi Ne Uske Niche
Likh Diya,
“Varna Ham Jaag Jayenge…”

Kha Lo Ji Bhar Ke

Arj Hai: Roj Roj Vajan
Napkar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sabne Marna Hai,
Char Din Ki Hai Jindagi,
Kha Lo Ji Bhar Ke,
Agla Janm Phir 3 Kilo Se
Shuru Karna Hai…!

Ek Aadarsh Patni Vo Hai Jo

Ek Aadarsh Patni Jo,
Bartan, Kapde,
Jhadu, Pocha,
Kahne Ka Matlab,
Ghar Ke Sabhi Kaam,
Karne Me Pati Ki Madad Kare…!

Docterji Koi Upay Batao

Patni: Doctor Sahab..
Mere Pati Ko Raat Me Badbadane Ki Aadat Hai,
Koi Upay Bataye?
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Doctor: Aap Unhe Din Me
Bolne Ka Mauka Diya Kare…

Patni Patni Talak Joke

Patni Ne Gusse Me Pati Se Kaha:
Main Tang Aa Gayi Hun Roj Ki Kich-Kich Se..
Mujhe Talak Chahiye!
Pati: Ye Lo Chocolate Khao..
Patni (Romantic Hote Huye):
Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
Pati: Nahi Re Pagali, Maa Kahti Hai,
Achha Kam Karne Se Pahle
Meetha Khana Chahiye…