Category: FUNNY SMS HINDI

Pati Patni Doctor Joke

Patni – Hamesha Mera Aadha Matha Dukhta Hai,
Lagta Hai Doctor Ko Dikhana Padega…
Pati – Are Usme Doctor Ko Kya Batana…!!
Vo To Jitna Hai Utna Dukhega Hi…
Bas Tab Se Hi Pati Ka Pura Badan Dukh Raha Hai…

Agar Vo Meri Na Huyi To

Mere Ek Dost Ne Kaha –
Agar Vo Meri Na Huyi To Mai Use Kisi Aur Ki Bhi Nahi Hone Dunga…
Maine Kaha Matlab…!! Agar Vo Teri Ho Gayi To Sabki Hone Dega…?
Pata Nahi Kyon Vo Mujhse Baat Nahi Kar Raha…
Ab Aap Hi Batao… Maine Kuch Galat Pucha Tha…

Sarkari Daftar Funny Joke

Ek Sarkari Daftar Ke
Board Par Likha Tha,
Krupaya Shor Na Kare..
Kisi Ne Uske Niche
Likh Diya,
“Varna Ham Jaag Jayenge…”

Kha Lo Ji Bhar Ke

Arj Hai: Roj Roj Vajan
Napkar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sabne Marna Hai,
Char Din Ki Hai Jindagi,
Kha Lo Ji Bhar Ke,
Agla Janm Phir 3 Kilo Se
Shuru Karna Hai…!

Ek Aadarsh Patni Vo Hai Jo

Ek Aadarsh Patni Jo,
Bartan, Kapde,
Jhadu, Pocha,
Kahne Ka Matlab,
Ghar Ke Sabhi Kaam,
Karne Me Pati Ki Madad Kare…!