Angrej Gandhiji Joke Hindi

Angrej Gandhiji Joke Hindi Image

Angrez: Gandhi Ke Dono Kaan Kat Do.
Gandhi: Nahi Andha Ho Jaunga.
Angrez: Abe Kaan Katne Se Koi Andha Hota Hai?
Gandhi: Abe Chashma Kya Tere Baap Ke Kaan Me Lagaunga…

Yam SMS Hindi

Yam SMS Hindi Image

Yam : Tumne Paap Aur Punya Dono Kiya Hai..
Esliye Swarg Me Narak Milega…!
Man : Wo Kaise…?
Yam – Agle Janam Me Shaadi To Hogi Lekin Wahi Purani Patni Se Hi…?

Ek Aadmi Ko Raste Me Patthar Mila

Ek Aadmi Ko Raste Me Patthar Mila Image

1 Aadmi Ko Raste Me Patthar Mila,
Uspe Likha Tha,
Patthar Ko Palat Lo Kuch Ban Jaoge,
Jaise Hi Usne Palta,
Dusari Taraf Likha Tha,
Bewkoof Ban Gaye…

Bechara Pati SMS

Bechara Pati SMS Image

Husband: Ek Lekhak Ne Likha Hai Ki,
Pati Ko Bhi Ghar Ke Mamlo Me Bolne Ka Haq Hona Chahiye…!
Wife: Wo Bechara Bhi Dekho Likh Ke Gaya,
Bol Nahi Saka…!

Dosti Ka Saath SMS

Dosti Ka Saath SMS Image

Ek Din Zindagi Ne Sawal Kiya,
Tum Apne Dost Ke Saath Kab Tak Rehna Chahte Ho?
Maine Ek Aansu Samandar Me Gira Diya,
Aur Kaha Jab Tak Tum Isko Dhund Na Lo…